Control vs Chaos?

Juventus: 5-0 demolition squad with midfield precision tighter than my therapist’s notes.

Raja: Still winless vs Europe but got more flair than my ex’s excuses.

If Madkour gets isolated? Soulè will be gone like my last Netflix subscription.

Prediction: Juve wins… but only after Raja makes us believe anything is possible. That’s football magic — or just really good vibes.

Who’s rooting for the underdog? Comment below — let’s start a prayer circle for African chaos! 🙏⚽

Let’s be real — if you’re still debating whether CR7 is top-3 after that 2019 assist for Félix? You’ve been sleepwalking through football history.

That pass wasn’t just good — it was architectural. At 34? He was outplaying defenders like they were stuck in last season’s update.

And don’t even get me started on the AS Poll giving him only 6% while Messi got half the planet’s votes. My Python model blinked twice.

So yeah — he might not be #1 in some fan polls… but he’s definitely not #10 either. More like ‘the guy who makes everyone else look lazy.’

You ever seen a man turn xG+xA into poetry? Drop your take below — and yes, we’re all still waiting for that final verdict.

£40M for a keeper?

Let’s be real — if Martínez was worth that much, he’d already be on the moon.

At 31? He’s not just past his prime — he’s in the retirement home of goalkeeping legends.

And Onana? Still saving shots while looking like he’s questioning life choices.

United fans: “We need a world-class keeper!” Me: checks stats “He saved 72% of shots last season… but also threw it straight to the winger twice.*

So yeah. Paying £40M for someone who once saved penalties in Brazil but now struggles to find his own socks? That’s not strategy — that’s emotional spending.

You want value? Go buy a younger one. Or just rename your squad ‘The Vintage Collection.’

What do you think? Should United go full nostalgia mode or start building for the future?

Comment below — let’s roast this transfer saga together.