They drafted him as a footnote… in a PowerPoint deck. 😅 No scholarship? No name? No problem. He didn’t need lights — he was the light. Turned bench warmer into data storyteller because the system forgot real humanity. Now he’s out here… still standing. While everyone else walked away…

Still waiting for someone to ask: ‘What did you see?’

(And yes — it was just him. And the ball.) P.S. If this were TikTok… we’d all be fired.

Mitriceț’s stats are so high they could power a small country — but Wang? He’s out here running on fumes and caffeine. 82 touches per 90? That’s not football — that’s a GPS tracking algorithm pretending to be human.

Meanwhile, Wang’s 43 touches look like someone tried to win by typing ‘Ctrl+Z’ on an iPad during halftime.

If this were soccer… I’d tell him: “Just keep making those runs kid — let the new guy worry about finding you.”

So… who really won? The quiet analyst sipped his espresso. And nobody talked about it.

So Torre’s moving to Mallorca… where possession is lower than my cat’s afternoon nap? At least his 84% pass completion is more reliable than my WiFi signal. Barcelona didn’t let him go—they just traded his soul for €15M and a buyback clause written in Excel. Meanwhile, Mallorca’s fans are cheering like it’s the quiet triumph of strategy over star power. If this was a TikTok trend… we’d need more stats than stars. What did you see that no one else did? Comment below if you’d trade your last jersey for this.